Our Republican President Was A DESERTER!!!

Self | February 3, 1864 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

We must fact the fact that our Republican president was a DESERTER! He never even served in the REAL military. Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat. Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites. Not only that, even though Captain Abraham Lincoln mustered out of the militia on July 10, 1832, there is NO RECORD of a Captain Abraham Lincoln being in the militia (not a REAL army) from May 27, 1832 to July 10, 1832. One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER. At the very least he was AWOL.

Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862. McClellan, who is now running for president, is absolutely correct in his assertion that Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion. I look forward to a political campaign featuring a distinguished REGULAR military officer with a chest full of medals up against a Republican deserter who slacked off in the militia, not the REAL army. One candidate spent the war slacking off and suffering from nothing more than a bunch of mosquito bites and the other candidate is a genuine WAR HERO who did not desert.

This November the choice is yours. VOTE for the Democrat candidate WAR HERO....NOT the Republican deserter.

p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

[PJ-Comix]

The past is prologue.

[Old Sarge]

Ya know, PJ, you almost had me going there.

Pays to read past the title...

[Prime Choice]

Don't ya just love historical irony? : )

[StatesEnemy]

3....2....1.... ZOT!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Nicely done... although this will probably become another Lincoln flame-o-thread.

[Prime Choice]

Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

Yeah, but was he a Vietnam WAR HERO who served in Vietnam??

Expiring minds just gotta know!! ; )

[StatesEnemy]

Whoops! LOL

[Angelus Errare]

Wow, since 1998, huh?

Talk about a sleeper troll ...

[Prime Choice]

No Zot. Read the piece. It's truly sublime humor. : )

[OPS4]

Great the Jane Fonda Protest Poster Boy, the traitor who comprimsed the troops in Nam.

Kerry is a Commie.
Ops4 God BLess America!

[PJ-Comix]

In actual fact there is NO record of Captain Abraham Lincoln in the Illinois militia after May 27, 1832 until he officially mustered out on July 10, 1832. No need to look any closer at the facts. We can only conclude that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.

[Prime Choice]

It's no troll. It's really a good ironic twist in citing history. Give it a read. : )

[My2Cents]

Excellent ruse.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yeah! And just look how he slacked off in his second term.

[evolved_rage]

Masterfully done! Bravo!!!

[joesbucks]

Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit?????

And this is a thinking mans forum?

[spodefly]

Too bad Sherman wasn't a deserter.

Posted from rebuilt Atlanta.

[RightthinkinAmerican]

Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites

While Kerry unabashedly toots his own horn as being an ol' blood-and-guts bona-fide savior of humanity.

[PJ-Comix]

Gotcha! Hee! Hee!

[jolie560]

..."Quaker guns"..

A name given to cannons on which were mounted LOGS, instead of barrels to give the appearance of a real cannon.