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Our Republican President Was A DESERTER!!!
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| February 3, 1864
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/03/2004 3:25:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix
We must fact the fact that our Republican president was a DESERTER! He never even served in the REAL military. Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat. Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites. Not only that, even though Captain Abraham Lincoln mustered out of the militia on July 10, 1832, there is NO RECORD of a Captain Abraham Lincoln being in the militia (not a REAL army) from May 27, 1832 to July 10, 1832. One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER. At the very least he was AWOL.
Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862. McClellan, who is now running for president, is absolutely correct in his assertion that Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion. I look forward to a political campaign featuring a distinguished REGULAR military officer with a chest full of medals up against a Republican deserter who slacked off in the militia, not the REAL army. One candidate spent the war slacking off and suffering from nothing more than a bunch of mosquito bites and the other candidate is a genuine WAR HERO who did not desert.
This November the choice is yours. VOTE for the Democrat candidate WAR HERO....NOT the Republican deserter.
p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abrahamlincoln; deserter; georgebush; georgemcclellan; johnkerry
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The past is prologue.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:25:37 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Ya know, PJ, you almost had me going there.
Pays to read past the title...
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:27:02 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
To: PJ-Comix
Don't ya just love historical irony? : )
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:27:21 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: PJ-Comix
3....2....1.... ZOT!
To: PJ-Comix
Nicely done... although this will probably become another Lincoln flame-o-thread.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:27:58 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Come see the violence inherent in the system!)
To: PJ-Comix
Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO? Yeah, but was he a Vietnam WAR HERO who served in Vietnam??
Expiring minds just gotta know!! ; )
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:28:27 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: StatesEnemy
Whoops! LOL
To: PJ-Comix; Admin Moderator
Wow, since 1998, huh?
Talk about a sleeper troll ...
To: StatesEnemy
No Zot. Read the piece. It's truly sublime humor. : )
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:29:17 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: Prime Choice
Great the Jane Fonda Protest Poster Boy, the traitor who comprimsed the troops in Nam.
Kerry is a Commie.
Ops4 God BLess America!
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:29:55 PM PST
by
OPS4
To: Tijeras_Slim
In actual fact there is NO record of Captain Abraham Lincoln in the Illinois militia after May 27, 1832 until he officially mustered out on July 10, 1832. No need to look any closer at the facts. We can only conclude that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:30:04 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
To: Angelus Errare
It's no troll. It's really a good ironic twist in citing history. Give it a read. : )
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:30:13 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: PJ-Comix
Excellent ruse.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:31:11 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: PJ-Comix
Yeah! And just look how he slacked off in his second term.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:31:31 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Come see the violence inherent in the system!)
To: PJ-Comix
Masterfully done! Bravo!!!
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:31:45 PM PST
by
evolved_rage
(All your base are belong to us.)
To: PJ-Comix
Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit?????
And this is a thinking mans forum?
To: PJ-Comix
Too bad Sherman wasn't a deserter.
Posted from rebuilt Atlanta.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:32:25 PM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: PJ-Comix
Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bitesWhile Kerry unabashedly toots his own horn as being an ol' blood-and-guts bona-fide savior of humanity.
To: Angelus Errare
Gotcha! Hee! Hee!
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:33:06 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
To: PJ-Comix
..."Quaker guns"..
A name given to cannons on which were mounted LOGS, instead of barrels to give the appearance of a real cannon.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:33:27 PM PST
by
jolie560
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