Then, under a literal reading, the Bible is wrong.
Believe what you will, but some day you will face God and then you will know.
Laugh, fret, argue.......do whatever you choose, but you will finally come to meet Truth and all your doubt and theory will have not been time well spent. I hope that things change for you, but it doesn't seem likely at this point.
How do you know that? Because it is beyond your understanding?