These people are just unbelievable. Hill AFB has been around since the 1920's. These geniuses buy their houses 70+ years later within plain sight of the runway directly under the takeoff path and insist that the Air Force change their entire operational schedule to meet their wants. These people don't need the city council and the base commander to talk nice and kiss up to them, these people need some good old-fashioned thump therapy.
An "accidental" low-level fuel dump or two during an outdoor barbeque might be fun. Give the steaks that nice, bracing taste of kerosene.