Massachusetts is the place…we are cutting to the chase
Life here is a hectic pace…fisting the night away
If you have just turned thirteen…bring a glove and Vaseline
You’ll learn something really keen…fisting the night away
Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go
We will teach it in your school…NAMBLA guys are really cool
Do it in a spa or pool…fisting the night away
Tell your parents it’s your choice…they don’t even have a voice
For the feeling you’ll rejoice…fisting the night away
Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go
(lengthy musical interlude)
Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go
Try it once and you’ll be sold…all your friends should then be told
You will want it more than gold…fisting the night away
Do it in the bathroom stall…do it at the local mall
Do it in the study hall…fisting the night away
Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go
Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go