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I don't know any guy who hasn't 'made a monkey' of himself over sex.
1 posted on 01/29/2004 7:36:07 AM PST by blam
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To: blam
So many wisecracks, so little time....
2 posted on 01/29/2004 7:37:30 AM PST by Trampled by Lambs (...and pecked by the dove...)
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Some people may joke that men don't think with their heads when it comes to sex, but a study in monkeys suggests the brain plays a significant role in the decision to mate, researchers reported on Wednesday.

And US taxpayers paid just how much to be told essentially "The brain is the body's largest sex organ"?

3 posted on 01/29/2004 7:37:39 AM PST by Johnny_Cipher (Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/ sounds good to me!)
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Monkey Study Shows Men Think Hard About Sex

Nah. Too easy.

4 posted on 01/29/2004 7:38:16 AM PST by martin_fierro (Viking it. And liking it.)
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We don't overwork all those brain cells in college and at the office just for the sake of the exercise - it's so our increased standard of living will help us fulfill our biological destiny.
5 posted on 01/29/2004 7:39:02 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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Another Michael Jackson thread?


6 posted on 01/29/2004 7:39:50 AM PST by Sabertooth (Malcontent for Bush - 2004!)
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Proves monkeys are more evolved than man.
7 posted on 01/29/2004 7:39:57 AM PST by mtbopfuyn
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Heheheheh! Fessin' up, blam?

~</;o)
9 posted on 01/29/2004 7:40:02 AM PST by EggsAckley (..................**AMEND** the Fourteenth Amendment......(There, is THAT better?).................)
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Looks like a topic that you would be interested in!
10 posted on 01/29/2004 7:40:52 AM PST by CSM (Council member Carol Schwartz (R.-at large), my new hero! The Anti anti Smoke Gnatzie!)
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the brain plays a significant role in the decision to mate

Let's see how smart those monkeys are after eight shot of Tequila and a six-pack of beer.

11 posted on 01/29/2004 7:40:52 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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INTREP - Since "man" and "monkey" are categorically different, how does any correlation between the two, especially in the realm of reasoning and brain action, apply?

Monkey shines.

15 posted on 01/29/2004 7:41:53 AM PST by LiteKeeper
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No banana jokes from me, uh uh, wouldn't be prudent...

18 posted on 01/29/2004 7:43:45 AM PST by Jonah Hex (If repetition wasn't a good thing, why would people get married?)
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Monkey Study Shows Men Think DRINK Hard About Sex

20 posted on 01/29/2004 7:44:29 AM PST by martin_fierro (Viking it. And liking it.)
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[sighs] Girls dress like this,
but we guys get singled out
for thinking of sex...


22 posted on 01/29/2004 7:44:38 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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Monkey study shows men think hard about sex

Shouldn't the headline actually read...

"Monkey study shows male monkeys think hard about sex"?

Flame away...

23 posted on 01/29/2004 7:45:20 AM PST by Ulysses ("Most of us go through life thinking we're Superman. Superman goes through life being Clark Kent!")
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So thats what it means when a guy says 'shhhh, I'm thinking'..
26 posted on 01/29/2004 8:06:48 AM PST by SouthernFreebird ( Go Panthers !)
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Tyey needed a study to prove this?
27 posted on 01/29/2004 8:08:03 AM PST by Principled
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Just out of curiosity, if it can't find a mate, what does a monkey spank?
29 posted on 01/29/2004 8:13:57 AM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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Spaking the Monkey Study Shows Men Think Hard About Sex

Duh.

30 posted on 01/29/2004 8:30:35 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space for rent)
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Even brass monkeys.

31 posted on 01/29/2004 8:37:11 AM PST by TheGrimReaper (o)(o)
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Men think about sex alot: your tax dollars at work.
33 posted on 01/29/2004 8:39:07 AM PST by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy.)
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