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Monkey Study Shows Men Think Hard About Sex
IOL ^ | 1-29-2004

Posted on 01/29/2004 7:36:06 AM PST by blam

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To: martin_fierro
Wait a minute!

How's that old limerick go: "If his ear was a something he could something"?

21 posted on 01/29/2004 7:44:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: blam
[sighs] Girls dress like this,
but we guys get singled out
for thinking of sex...


22 posted on 01/29/2004 7:44:38 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: blam
Monkey study shows men think hard about sex

Shouldn't the headline actually read...

"Monkey study shows male monkeys think hard about sex"?

Flame away...

23 posted on 01/29/2004 7:45:20 AM PST by Ulysses ("Most of us go through life thinking we're Superman. Superman goes through life being Clark Kent!")
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To: Jonah Hex
Yeah! This guy just got laid!


24 posted on 01/29/2004 7:47:49 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: Bluntpoint

"Dude!!"

25 posted on 01/29/2004 7:57:34 AM PST by Jonah Hex (If repetition wasn't a good thing, why would people get married?)
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To: blam

So thats what it means when a guy says 'shhhh, I'm thinking'..
26 posted on 01/29/2004 8:06:48 AM PST by SouthernFreebird ( Go Panthers !)
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To: blam
Tyey needed a study to prove this?
27 posted on 01/29/2004 8:08:03 AM PST by Principled
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To: CSM
I never think about it. I am a Sexual Automaton.

CG
28 posted on 01/29/2004 8:10:35 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: blam
Just out of curiosity, if it can't find a mate, what does a monkey spank?
29 posted on 01/29/2004 8:13:57 AM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: blam
Spaking the Monkey Study Shows Men Think Hard About Sex

Duh.

30 posted on 01/29/2004 8:30:35 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space for rent)
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To: blam

Even brass monkeys.

31 posted on 01/29/2004 8:37:11 AM PST by TheGrimReaper (o)(o)
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To: Enterprise
LOL ya think??
32 posted on 01/29/2004 8:37:57 AM PST by cyborg
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To: blam
Men think about sex alot: your tax dollars at work.
33 posted on 01/29/2004 8:39:07 AM PST by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy.)
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To: LiteKeeper
Since "man" and "monkey" are categorically different

You haven't met my friends.......

34 posted on 01/29/2004 8:49:13 AM PST by Modernman ("The details of my life are quite inconsequential...." - Dr. Evil)
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To: cyborg
Kinda reminds me of a dinosaur's great big body being controlled by a little bitty brain. But, hey, blame nature, don't blame men!
35 posted on 01/29/2004 8:57:17 AM PST by Enterprise ("You sit down. You had your say. Now I'm going to have my say.")
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To: Modernman
You haven't met my friends.......

It follows, though, doesn't it? Tell people long enough and loud enough that they are descended from monkeys, and afterwhile, they think nothing of acting like same.

36 posted on 01/29/2004 9:04:10 AM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Skunk-drunk monkey-love ping.
37 posted on 01/29/2004 9:13:57 AM PST by VRWCmember (Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
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To: LiteKeeper
Tell people long enough and loud enough that they are descended from monkeys, and afterwhile, they think nothing of acting like same.

Sigh. Don't want to make this a crevo thread but: humans are not descended from monkeys, we just share a common ancestor with monkeys. Anyway, we're actually just hairless great apes.

38 posted on 01/29/2004 9:18:00 AM PST by Modernman ("The details of my life are quite inconsequential...." - Dr. Evil)
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To: VRWCmember
I posted # 28.

CG
39 posted on 01/29/2004 9:26:15 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: blam
As a monkey Mae West might say:

A good monkey is hard to find.

A hard monkey is good to find.
40 posted on 01/29/2004 9:48:04 AM PST by sd-joe
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