BROADWAY BOB SPEAKS OUT

Iconoclast ^ | By R. BASTIAT

[clintonbaiter]

The New York Times' publisher reluctantly arranged a rare private interview for us with the newspaper's clandestine Director of Ideological Bias & Unfair Smears -- the much-feared Broadway Bob....

[clintonbaiter]

A parody that rings very true. Probably closer to the mark than all the usual hollow tributes to the New York Times.

[BipolarBob]

BroadwayBob is a Bob wannabe.
I knew a Bob.
Bob was a friend of mine.
I'm telling 'ya this ain't the same Bob.

[.cnI redruM]

What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the harbor?

Bob.

[BipolarBob]

I give up.

[Coyote]

If da' glove don fit, ya' muss acquit!

The Knee Jerk Times ought to take a long and careful look at the BBC right about now.

It's a damn good thing that Broadway Bob has all that security keeping the selfish "man in the street" from wringing his proverbial neck. Donya' thin?

[socal_parrot]

As a Bob myself (Robert when I am in trouble, which is most of the time), I'm deeply saddened.

[.cnI redruM]

Don't give up the float. Never give up the float.