Just a gigolo

wnd ^ | January 28, 2004 | Ann Coulter

[NYC GOP Chick]

From CPAC:

"Edwards, Kerry and Dean came out of Iowa in a 3 way race. When Bill Clinton heard the news, he said 'I remember my first Iowa 3 way like it was yesterday'"

"Calling Bush a draft dodger, which is not true, will join the rest of the Democrats' arguments such as 'you're stupid' and 'Halliburton!!'"

"Bill Clinton is so hellbent on getting Clark elected he's gone as far as not endorsing him."

"Clark claimed that the White House told him, after 9/11, to go on tv and blame it on Saddam. When questioned, he changed it to 'people around the White House'. When further pressed, he said it was someone at 'a Middle East thinktank in Canada'. When told that there was no Middle East thinktank in Canada, Clark said it was someone from the Menachem Begin Think Tank in Israel that has a branch in Montreal. Well, at least Clark is getting the hang of being a Democrat- blame everything on the Jews."

"Democrats have adopted a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy in regards to Clark's sanity."

She just cracks me up!

[exit82]

By the way, did you know that John Kerry fought in Vietnam?

[jaz.357]

"One has to stand in awe of Kerry's military service 33 years ago".

John Kerry: "Making the '60s what they are today"!

[jaz.357]

BTW...

[perfect stranger]

I think I heard him say that once or twice.

[4Liberty]

Do any of these dems know where Iraq's (UN-verified) 8,500 liters of Anthrax went?

Syria? Or are they gonna show up in NY harbor??

[George W. Bush]

Hopefully, Ann or Drudge will drag out all the dirt on Franken-Kerry's old phone sex habits.

[Lancey Howard]

Kerry's life experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their wives and daughters..... For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women.

HA! Another masterpiece from Ann. She keeps getting better.

[Enterprise]

"couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?"

GOD how I LOVE that woman!

(I thought he was someone's horse all this time though)

[Orangedog]

I still think he looks like the Snow Miser.

[cajungirl]

Ann coulter is a treasure and funny to boot,,this is exquisite. That woman ought to register her tongue and her humor with the police department,,she has a black belt in humor. God, I love her. I knew this would be the key to destroying this guy. He will be a laughingstock before long.

[cajungirl]

Do yall have a ping list for the Guild,,this is priceless. The ladies will love it!

[Humidston]

>>a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years<<

Oh Ann, I am forever in your debt!!!!!!! ROFLOL!!!!

[cajungirl]

This is great,,ping

[Enterprise]

I think the snow miser has more warmth than F'n Kerry.

[pushforbush]

Ping again! Everyone should email this column to their friends--Let's make sure this column gets wide distribution among the folks who don't follow politics

[Rummyfan]

Ann at CPAC, thanks to W04.

[freedumb2003]

Ann coulter is a treasure and funny to boot,,this is exquisite

This is SOOO bumped and bookmarked!

I also am going to hang onto it and, if John F'ing Kerry gets the Demon nod, send it to all my Liberal family and friends.

What is devastating about it is that it is 100% true (which usually melts liberals like water on the Wicked Witch anyway).

It might be debated, but it can't be challenged.

[IncPen]

... Coulter ping...