I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.
Sorry, I saw gopher and picket fence. I couldn't resist.
Hee-Haw...loved that show. Funny as heck (well, I was a pre-teen then) and lots of cute women folk.