[TheBigB]

Got this in an email--searched and didn't see it. Laughed a lot. :)

[Tijeras_Slim]

Got no problems with any of these! :)

[Arpege92]

LOL

[TheBigB]

Worth a humor ping? :)

[Quilla]

Reads like the truth to me!

[Prime Choice]

You burn an American flag in our state, you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature - all four of them enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $2.50 fine for beating up the flag burner.

Sweet. Is there a group discount? : )

[Hegemony Cricket]

mmmmmmm - Grits!

[Modernman]

23. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot - his name is "Sir," no matter how young he is.

I prefer "jackass," but that's just me.

[BenLurkin]

If you visit the South, please keep the following in mind...

They are pigs. That's what they smell like.

[Aeronaut]

I'd like to see most of these installed "up north."

[sticker]

I only disagree with two of them. I was born and raised in the south and I like to trout fish and I like sugar with my buttered grits.

[netmilsmom]

I swear, on my parents grave that I did not know grits are corn, but I do love greens even as a Yankee. Unless I can convince my sister to get out her "Greens Pot", I am left wanting.

[HenryLeeII]

More "Rules of the South" ping!

[cannonball]

26. Body piercing? That's what happens when you get crossways with a mean bull. Only idiots do it on purpose.

[Lysander]

The south will rise again....

...git a beer and sit back down.

[Palmetto]

If your last name is "Kerry," "Dean," or "Kucinich," and someone offers to take you fishing down by the creek, just you and him - politely decline. There are things in that swamp you haven't seen on any nature show.

Heck, even if your last name is "Edwards" and you have a southern accent, don't go. You sound too girly.

[Jokelahoma]

I'd disagree with the grits one, too. Sure, grits are corn. So are corn flakes. I don't butter and pepper my corn flakes. If I want to put butter and pepper on it, I eat it as hominy (which is also corn, just lye-washed). Other than that, I think these all fit pretty well.

[IYAS9YAS]

With a few minor word/food item replacements, this could be rural Idaho.

[Wisconsin]

If the ice tea is sweet you are from Georgia. Georgia was started as a penal colony so it is understandable that they have a few rough edges in taste.

(despite the moniker, I am originally from South Carolina)

[joesnuffy]

Since my pa was a Georgia boy and had lots of brothers and sisters I've dreamed of going down south to live...retire down there...

Yes sir : Nice to know that how to act was already trained into me...fried okra in bacon fat.. hotsauce on eggs..biscuits for breakfast an all

[bassmaner]

10. Tea - yeah, we have tea. It comes in a glass over ice and is sweet. You want it hot - sit it in the sun. You want it unsweetened - add a lot of water.

The only one I'd have any trouble with - I love tea, iced or hot, but HATE it sweetened! Otherwise, the South sounds pretty inviting, after yet again shoveling out my car to get to work this morning!