[Palmetto]

If your last name is "Kerry," "Dean," or "Kucinich," and someone offers to take you fishing down by the creek, just you and him - politely decline. There are things in that swamp you haven't seen on any nature show.

Heck, even if your last name is "Edwards" and you have a southern accent, don't go. You sound too girly.

[Axenolith]

There are things in that swamp you haven't seen on any nature show.

I've heard the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and walks around ;)

[Darnright]

"If your last name is "Kerry," "Dean," or "Kucinich," and someone offers to take you fishing down by the creek, just you and him - politely decline. There are things in that swamp you haven't seen on any nature show."

And, if some nice feller invites you along on a snipe hunt, the above advice applies twofold (chuckle).