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Posted on 01/28/2004 11:34:37 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: SouthernFreebird
Preach on!
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:00:03 AM PST
by
Axenolith
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To: KantianBurke
HERETIC!
142
posted on
01/29/2004 7:00:46 AM PST
by
Axenolith
(<tag>)
To: Axenolith
I've heard the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and walks around ;)I couldn't believe it...I just have to find out for myself.
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:05:35 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.)
To: TheBigB
And I couldn't conceive it, I never would listen to nobody else
To: stainlessbanner
Well, you know, there's some things in this world you just can't explain.
145
posted on
01/29/2004 7:14:04 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.)
To: sticker
I prefer my crappie with home fries. Uh-huh, and with homemade hushpuppies, pickled green tomatoes with onions, and coleslaw.
146
posted on
01/29/2004 7:18:38 AM PST
by
LucyJo
To: TheBigB; barker
That sounds like country folks in the midwest too.. Thanks for the laughs!
Barker, I thought you might enjoy this..
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:23:29 AM PST
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: Palmetto
"If your last name is "Kerry," "Dean," or "Kucinich," and someone offers to take you fishing down by the creek, just you and him - politely decline. There are things in that swamp you haven't seen on any nature show."
And, if some nice feller invites you along on a snipe hunt, the above advice applies twofold (chuckle).
To: TheBigB
5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for - bait. Fly rods come in all weights, and catch more than trout.
23. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot - his name is "Sir," no matter how young he is.
You might be a redneck if ...
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:40:54 AM PST
by
TroutStalker
(Whip me, strip me, tie me, fly me -- catch & release)
To: Johnny_Cipher; All
"...crappie hit VERY light on a baited hook. They might even hit from below on bait so that the only way you know you got a bite is that your line suddenly goes slack. The best way to fish for crappie is to keep the rod butt in your hand and feel for a strike - and you won't feel much. Set the hook if you feel any sort of tug at all or if the line goes slack." Now you're makin' me wanta go fishin' worse than ever!! I love to fish for crappie, bass, bream, and catfish. Did y'all see the picture on Drudge's site of the 121 lb. catfish caught from the bank on the Texas side of Lake Texoma with a rod and reel? I'd like to have watched that! I saw a guy fight to land one that weighed twenty pounds or so one time. He was was fishing from the bank of the Arkansas river with a rod n' reel. I thought he would never get him in, and it was so much fun to watch that I couldn't have enjoyed it more unless I'd have done it myself. Don't know if my heart could have taken the excitement of haulin' in one 6 times that size! :-)
150
posted on
01/29/2004 7:48:01 AM PST
by
LucyJo
To: TheBigB
There's oe thing I am having trouble figuring out: If all 25 statements are true, how do you explain Clinton (Arkansas), Gore (Tennessee), Carter (Georgia) and Edwards?
To: CharacterCounts
Satanic anomalies.
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:54:32 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.)
To: CharacterCounts
There's oe thing I am having trouble figuring out: If all 25 statements are true, how do you explain Clinton (Arkansas), Gore (Tennessee), Carter (Georgia) and Edwards?scallywag
To: LucyJo
I've fished in salt water, brackish water, fresh water, lakes, and stock ponds out in the middle of nowhere. And I never saw anything like that monster blue Texas catfish you're talking about. The angler ended up donating it to Texas' "Share a Lunker" program if I recall correctly. They'll breed it and help make lots more catfish that will grow to be at least as big.
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posted on
01/29/2004 7:57:12 AM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/ sounds good to me!)
To: KantianBurke
"The fish market's right down the street." LOL! That sounds like my daughter.
155
posted on
01/29/2004 7:58:00 AM PST
by
LucyJo
To: TheBigB
!!!!!!
156
posted on
01/29/2004 8:00:25 AM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. -T. Jefferson)
To: oyez
Hee-Haw...loved that show. Funny as heck (well, I was a pre-teen then) and lots of cute women folk.
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posted on
01/29/2004 8:18:29 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Go Fast, Turn Left!)
To: spodefly
I found someone who calls the noon-time meal "dinner." My Mom's family is originally from the south (way back). We've always done holiday dinners around noon. We also had supper. When I told my wife we were having Thanksgiving dinner at 1:00, she said, "That's lunch. Dinner is in the evening." I explained to her that's how we've always done it...
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posted on
01/29/2004 8:23:10 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Go Fast, Turn Left!)
To: Johnny_Cipher
"They'll breed it and help make lots more catfish that will grow to be at least as big." Lots of folks are dreamin' and anticipatin'...:-)
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posted on
01/29/2004 8:35:53 AM PST
by
LucyJo
To: TheBigB
I LOVE this! Thanks for sharing it!
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posted on
01/29/2004 9:39:01 AM PST
by
snerkel
(1 Peter 4:14 "...on their part He is evil spoken of, but on your part He is glorified.")
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