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Posted on 01/28/2004 11:34:37 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: Scenic Sounds
22. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish and bothers the gators -and if you hit it in the rough, we have these things called diamondbacks, and they're not baseball players. Just so you know.
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posted on
01/28/2004 3:24:06 PM PST
by
Amelia
To: stand watie; SCDogPapa; snippy_about_it; stainlessbanner; carton253
Ping
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posted on
01/28/2004 3:48:37 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.)
To: IYAS9YAS
I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.
Sorry, I saw gopher and picket fence. I couldn't resist.
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posted on
01/28/2004 3:54:53 PM PST
by
oyez
To: SAMWolf
I love grits! With butter, salt and pepper or just straight.
Thanks for the ping Sam.
104
posted on
01/28/2004 4:04:21 PM PST
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
To: TheBigB
He "needed killin" is a valid defense
105
posted on
01/28/2004 4:09:49 PM PST
by
WKB
(3!~ All I ask is one chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.)
To: snippy_about_it
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.
If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Florida is not considered a Southern state (except Gainesville). There are far more Yankees than Southerners living there.
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posted on
01/28/2004 4:13:26 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.)
To: TheBigB
sounds good to me...
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posted on
01/28/2004 4:16:57 PM PST
by
tutstar
( <{{---><)
To: Amelia
LOL. It's best to avoid hazards everywhere. ;-)
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posted on
01/28/2004 4:26:43 PM PST
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sí, estamos libres sonreír otra vez - ahora y siempre.)
To: TheBigB
14. We eat dinner together with our families ... You're all a bunch of damn yankees!
I cannot believe that in over 100 posts no one pointed out that in the South, Dinner is served at around noon. This should be "We eat Supper together with our families". Only a bunch of yankess would call supper, dinner.
:)
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posted on
01/28/2004 4:39:31 PM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: TheBigB
13. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. And when it turns green, we are fixin' to get ready to start decidin' to go when it reaches the shade of green we like, and it will probably be yellow again before we decide.
Hank
To: Barn Owl
You are aware, aren't you, that the Mason-Dixon line is that linguistic divide between "yoose guys" and "Y'all". I thought that was I-80.
To: TheBigB
We still address our seniors with "yes, sir" and "yes, ma'am," It's called "respect", and a damn fine number of our youth ain't learnin' none. I say it is time to get out the switch! (and I mean in the public schools)
To: SAMWolf
Florida is not considered a Southern state I lived two years at the most Southern extreme of that state, Key West. The people there, except a select few, were worse than Yankees.
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posted on
01/28/2004 5:50:07 PM PST
by
oyez
To: oyez
The people there, except a select few, were worse than Yankees.There's people worse than Yankees? ;-)
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posted on
01/28/2004 5:54:02 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.)
To: Johnny_Cipher
"Aw come on, it was just a joke. My ancestors had nothing to do with Sherman and didn't help burn any Southern cities."
"(They beat the 14th Alabama like a rented mule on Little Round Top near Gettysburg instead)."
So, it's a joke. But not really.
Stay up north. WIth humor like yours, fatal car accidents are an exercise in cosmic humor.
To: Johnny_Cipher
Us Yankees came and put the fire out.
Not before toasting a few marshmallows though. :)
Can I hear an amen?
To: TheBigB
In the South, I'd shoot the moose that bit your sister(wife)
Search next time. Why don't you post "Bad American" and "All Your Base" while you're at it.
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posted on
01/28/2004 7:14:20 PM PST
by
socal_parrot
(You want fries with that?)
To: bearsgirl90
Kentucky is the north.
To: TheBigB
25. You burn an American flag in our state, you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature - all four of them enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $2.50 fine for beating up the flag burner.
LOL
To: Johnny_Cipher
You're fishing in the wrong spot :)
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posted on
01/28/2004 7:21:55 PM PST
by
quack
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