[billorites]

"Alas, poor Monica.
I knew her, Fellatio.
A woman of infinite heft
Of most excellent panties."

[Alberta's Child]

There was also a mysterious e-mail that showed up in the White House e-mail "In" box back in late 1998, from a sender named "Nostril-Dommas" whose identity could not be determined even using Al Gore's best Internet skills . . . It's called Quatrain #69:

Between the bushes of the Lone Star,
A hollow man arose from a park of trailers.
A hideous witch at his side,
The head of a rotund woman on his lap.

[Argh]

# 10 is too funny! Can't imagine why it made me think of the Whyisa...