[Paleo Conservative]

Boarding any vessel without invitation is NOT Constitutionally-guaranteed free speech, and if the crew throws you back into the water, be thankful that the ship's captain didn't decide it was terrorism or attempted piracy and put a bullet between your beady eyes, as is his perogative.

But if nude dancing is "speech" couldn't boarding a vessel entering port?

[Viking2002]

If I'm to interpret your query correctly, then try docking your 'sub' in that nude dancer's 'berth' uninvited. If she doesn't cut off your 'torpedo' and the 'twin depth charges', the bouncer (US Coast Guard) will. Capiche? :-)