[TomGuy]

Hatch is too busy thinking up legislation to blow up pc's of music downloaders and allow foreigners to become President of the US.

Hatch needs to seek the comfort of a retirement home while he can still remember his own name.

[Federalist 78]

Unfortunately, Judiciary Chairman Orrin Hatch hasn't gotten the memo.

Hatch needs an injection of Viagra - FOR HIS SPINAL CAVITY.