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BRAND NAME (Australian entrepreneurs to open "Lewinski's" restaurant)
NY Post ^
| January 21, 2004
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 01/21/2004 6:43:09 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:19:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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IF there's one restaurant in Australia where you won't find Bill Clinton on his next visit, it's Lewinsky's in Darwin. Four entrepreneurs are planning to open a theme restaurant inspired by Monica Lewinsky next month, the Sydney Telegraph reports. "We're going to go very funky," explained one partner who plans to expand the concept into a chain. "There are no other bars registered in her name and we think she'll be quite flattered." The eatery will feature handbags designed by the former White House intern, and, of course, Lewinsky's will sell cigars.
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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 42failure; cigarinvagina; clintonembarassment; darwin; fatwhore; filthyslut; lewinski; lewinskys; movedtochat
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No word on whether the establishment will include a cigar bar...
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:43:11 AM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
She's certainly a busty little thing, aint she?
To: presidio9
Okay I gotta ask this - are the waitresses going to wear knee pads?
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:45:15 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: presidio9
Will they have a blue carpet with stains all over the place?
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:45:56 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: presidio9
Q: What beverage will NOT be offered?
A: Milk
Q: What instrument will entertain patrons?
A: Harmonica
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:49:03 AM PST
by
DTA
(you ain't seen nothing yet)
To: presidio9
No word on whether the establishment will include a cigar bar... How about some call brand vodka?
To: presidio9
LOL!! Written by: DICK JOHNSON.
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:50:37 AM PST
by
americanSoul
(Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. Live Free or Die. I should be in New Hampshire.)
To: areafiftyone
Okay I gotta ask this - are the waitresses going to wear knee pads?Probably, and blue dresses are the uniform.
We do have to tip-toe around this subject, don't we? :) Altoids ala mode, and don't ask about their mini-hot dogs.
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:51:15 AM PST
by
xJones
To: presidio9
Will they have a complimentary "glory hole" in all the men's restrooms?
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:52:53 AM PST
by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: presidio9
I hope the news of this restaurant doesn't get blown out of proportion. Hehe.
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:53:08 AM PST
by
duckman
To: presidio9
And every table will have a good supply of straws.
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:53:08 AM PST
by
shiva
To: presidio9
The Blue Plate Special:
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:53:49 AM PST
by
EllaMinnow
(I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.)
To: presidio9
Will they have a straw sucking contest to see how can suck a scoop of ice cream through it?
To: presidio9
I bet the food sucks.
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:57:29 AM PST
by
12B
To: presidio9
Will they call the bathroom the HEAD??
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posted on
01/21/2004 6:57:41 AM PST
by
mass55th
To: presidio9
All sandwiches will come with an extra helping of mayonaise.
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posted on
01/21/2004 7:00:58 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Facts are stubborn things)
To: presidio9
Salami Sandwiches on the menu?
And will the sinks get cleaned after each use?
To: presidio9
I just lost my appetite. Why would anybody go to a restaurant with a name like that?
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posted on
01/21/2004 7:13:33 AM PST
by
SamAdams76
(They said I wasn't right in the head so they put me in a nervous hospital instead of the White House)
To: presidio9
I certainly hope bratwurst is on the menu. Will there be a special cleaning program for those patrons who happen to spill cream sauce on their evening attire?
To: presidio9
Words fail me...
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posted on
01/21/2004 7:19:33 AM PST
by
null and void
(Dilbert is a documentary)
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