The weird world of Gwyneth Paltrow

Creators Syndicate ^ | January 21, 2004 | Michelle Malkin

[alloysteel]

Normally, Michelle Malkin is talking about immigration by extralegal means. Here, she seems to be encouraging emigration by certain factions.

Imagine, some people are fleeing America, when so many are trying to sneak in. Perhaps they feel crowded.

[NYCVirago]

Gwynnie threw a hissy fit last year when she was served herbal tea at a restaurant -- it seems that she could somehow sense that the cup had once held coffee, with that evil caffeine in it, and she flipped out at the idea. And this spoiled prima donna is going to tell Americans that we're full of ourselves?

[KAUAIBOUND]

Good riddance to Gwyneth. And I'm still waiting to help Alec Baldwin move to Europe and join the other Hollyweird snobs in England and France, but he won't return my calls.

[PFKEY]

I still don't know who this person is, but then it was months of hearing about Paris Hilton before I learned that it was a she and not some sex scandal similar to Tailhook.

Not much in the way of current events on the Cartoon Network.

I think I like it that way.

Now if only these threads didn't appear in FR.

No slight intended on your fine article. After all, I am posting to it. ;->

[alloysteel]

Gwyneth Paltrow is a real human being, however much the name seems to be taken from some Gothic tale of supernatural beings. She is a movie actress of some modest success, in a world where fame is in direct proportion to how much mood-altering substances are ingested and the power of speech is still detectable. Nobody said it had to be intelligent speech.

[DeuceTraveler]

Love Cartoon Network. Power Puff Girls. Samarai Jack. It's bad when Toons are seeming like the only thing on TV with substance.

[PFKEY]

Love Cartoon Network.

It's hard to find a bad series.

Power Puff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd and Eddy....etc.

I watch this stuff even when my 5 y/o is asleep.

HBO and Cinemax can only take you so far.

[White Eagle]

So we lost one blonde and gained a million or so people who come here to work hard and contribute to America. What's the bad news?

[Abcdefg]

http://famousidiot.com/index.php?celebrity_id=65
to see who this dood is.

[ECM]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021!

[Mike Darancette]

Pity poor Paltrow. Having grown up in her privileged little bubble of "gypsy of the world" artisans, this delicate thespian must tremble with unbearable fright at the thought of her little one being accidentally exposed to Americans who fly the American flag on their front porches even when it’s not Independence Day.

It is so much easier to be a knee jerk America hating Liberal when you are rich and everyone you know are rich.

[Sans-Culotte]

I still like a couple of her movies (Emma and Shakespeare in Love), but have not cared for much else. In the two I mentioned, she played British characters anyway, so she should be at home in Old Blighty.

Those of you who are boycotting her movies: it is hard to boycott something that is prolly not worth seeing in the first place! (Though that upcoming Republic-serial-type movie with Jude Law looks kinda interesting).

[dfwgator]

We switched to Nick, now it's Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Odd Parents.

[Prodigal Son]

but then it was months of hearing about Paris Hilton before I learned that it was a she and not some sex scandal similar to Tailhook.

It was just a few weeks ago that I learned when people are talking about Paris Hilton they don't mean a hotel in France. I still have no idea who this person is and why she is famous.

[Prodigal Son]

I have to be honest. I've never really cared for Michelle Malkin.

[gcruse]

I have to be honest. I've never really cared for Michelle Malkin.

I like her a lot better than Coulter.  Michelle has a libertarian streak.  Ann is statist to the max.

[presidio9]

Michelle has a libertarian streak.

How so?

[ItsOurTimeNow]

For the longest time, I thought Paris Hilton was a large hotel in the French capital.

Now I know she's just a "Large ho? Tell!"

[gcruse]

She doesn't see the War on Drugs in the positive light Ann does.

[presidio9]

Malkin has never offered an alternative to the drug war, so it is impossible to take her seriously on this subject. Her assertions that "drug addicts have already punished themselves enough" are beside the point.