To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; All
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was
getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out
and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
>He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him
>home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,
>past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
>thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
>Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Susan, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost
and need directions
173 posted on
01/21/2004 11:27:00 AM PST by
Hondo1952
(Self Proclaimed King of the Canteen Rednecks. (Unlike Miss Feather))
To: Hondo1952
LOL.....that is one of may favorites!
175 posted on
01/21/2004 11:33:29 AM PST by
beachn4fun
(Looking for a long-time, intimate relationship with another tagline? Call 1-800-mytagline.)
To: Hondo1952
I'm starting to feel better!
I'll be up to snuff tomorrow. Just in time for Coast Guard Auxiliary Day!
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