Posted on 01/20/2004 12:08:04 PM PST by presidio9
Aint it hysterical how kids of all races are now calling eachother "Nigga?" At least that's how it is here in "America's Fourth Largest City."
In 2002, Brooklyn Borough Pres. Marty Markowitz inaugurated a program with the DOT that attempted to infuse "Welcome to Brooklyn" signs with a little Brooklyn attitude.
Soon the new road signs began dotting various bridges and off ramps. "Welcome to Brooklyn: Believe the Hype!" read one. "Welcome to Brooklyn: How Sweet it Is!" read another.
The DOT rejected Markowitz plan to erect a "Leaving Brooklyn: Fugheddaboudit" sign, out of fear that it would offend Italians, but Markowitz put it up anyway. This week it was announced that the DOT had likewise rejected his proposed "Leaving Brooklyn: Oy Vey!" signs for the Manhattan-bound lanes of the Williamsburg Bridge.
We think the problem here is that the borough president is being too exclusionary. Brooklyn, after all, is a melting pot containing all sorts of thin-skinned cultures, each of which deserves its own stereotype-confirming slogan emblazoned across a "Welcome to Brooklyn" sign. Here are a few ideas Markowitz might want to consider for the future:
Welcome to Brooklyn: Ah, so! With three you get soda!
Welcome to Brooklyn: Undele, undele! Arriva, arriva!
Welcome to Brooklyn: Shit be lookin good, yo!
Welcome to Brooklyn: This is not a lending library.
Welcome to Brooklyn: Theyre always after me Lucky Charms!
Welcome to Brooklyn: Sieg Heil!
Welcome to Brooklyn: My friend, Allah is the only God (appropriate for where Clemenza lives).
Or perhaps Markowitz would do best to rely on something a bit more universal: Welcome to Brooklyn: F-ck You.
I just found this thread while doing a search. Does anybody have a picture of the HUBBA-HUBBA sign that used to be on the bridge in New Orleans?
Thanks!
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