[Jaysun]

Did you watergate Kerry's headquarters or something to get this inside info? This is actually Ketchup Boy's secret strategy for winning.

Actually, I just saw him furiously scribbling things down on a yellow pad of paper during one of the debates. I also saw one of his speeches:
"So if you want to change the plight of the black community vote for Al Shar-....uh..John Kerry....me...vote for me....."

[George W. Bush]

"...vote for Al Shar-....uh..John Kerry....me...vote for me....."

Viet-Lurch is pretty scary. But I just saw on TV a bunch of middle-aged beer-gutted union workers going shirtless to scream their feeble love for Comrade Gephardt. Who knows how many kegs Gephardt had to buy to stage that sad display.

So much scary and funny stuff, so little time.