[George W. Bush]

"...vote for Al Shar-....uh..John Kerry....me...vote for me....."

Viet-Lurch is pretty scary. But I just saw on TV a bunch of middle-aged beer-gutted union workers going shirtless to scream their feeble love for Comrade Gephardt. Who knows how many kegs Gephardt had to buy to stage that sad display.

So much scary and funny stuff, so little time.

[Jaysun]

But I just saw on TV a bunch of middle-aged beer-gutted union workers going shirtless to scream their feeble love for Comrade Gephardt. Who knows how many kegs Gephardt had to buy to stage that sad display.

I saw that earlier. At first I thought that the idiots had too many letters. Then I noticed that the one on the end was an exclamation point. How nice. I'm sure that having his name scrolled across pasty white beer guts will put him over the top.