[Senator Pardek]

This is hilarious. Have they ever heard of the Free Market?

I'm short, pale and ugly. Whom do I sue to get a plum multi-million dollar Hollywood role?

[Bluntpoint]

I'm short, pale and ugly. Whom do I sue to get a plum multi-million dollar Hollywood role?

If casting couches only came with bags and ugly sticks you would be a star!