Your ignorance is showing.
A conspiracy involves two or more people.
I made three 1000-mile plus car trips last year rather than subject myself to airport thuggery.
Explain to me how that is a conspiracy?
"Thuggery" my butt. Methinks you don't know what thuggery is. I just flew from one corner of the country to the other yesterday in a little over 6 hours. The security and airline personnel were helpful and alert and the trip was a breeze. Walking through security is easy.... It is only dealing with butt-head people who find anything and everything intolerable that makes it hard.