[wiseone]

a NOW feminasty joke ,making rounds on email :

"For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"... Here's an update for you... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?..... Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage"



As the owner of a “little sausage” I resent that insult!!

[Quix]

Given how many of them are such constipated tight arses,

anything more than than a little sausage would cause a lot of damage.

But, too many of them are Skilled Bobbit disciples anyway.

So, guard the little guy well!

Steer very clear of the angry woman!

[leadpenny]

Years ago I had a female coworker who had some of those post-it notes with the pre-printed message on them:

FIRST, GOD CREATED MAN.
Then he had a better idea . . .

One day, when she was not at her desk, I wrote,

". . . he created something with half a brain." on the pad.

She knew who did it and, although I didn't admit doing it, she still didn't get the double standard in what is considered gender humor.

[Fedupwithit]

Hey wise..heres a joke for you..

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.

: )

[sauropod]

LOL!