[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Some of these vanities makes me wonder, they span the spectrum from, which guns to buy, to which cornbread to make, yellow or white?

The authors appear computer literate, can they not take their vanities to Google? Specific key words you know, they will work wonders.

But the biggest wonderment of it all, is those whom feed the vanities, of the vanity posters.

[Old Professer]

Go eat an Eskimo.