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To: presidio9

Morford: G-d Hates Unmarried Losers

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

4 posted on 01/16/2004 8:27:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)

To: Lazamataz

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

Perfect, as usual, Laz.

13 posted on 01/16/2004 8:32:47 AM PST by Petronski (I'm *NOT* always *CRANKY.*)

To: Lazamataz

"Why do you think I made you go all faggy?"

now THAT was funny! :)

ex Agent99

52 posted on 01/16/2004 9:08:08 AM PST by Hammerhead

To: Lazamataz

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

No, G-d loves Mark Morford. Everyone else thinks he sucks.

95 posted on 01/16/2004 11:52:21 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)

To: Lazamataz

..."all newly spawned from the bowels of BushCo .."

Homosexuals and their advocates seem to get the functionality of bowels a bit confused.

118 posted on 01/17/2004 9:02:25 AM PST by Cvengr (;^))

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