[freedumb2003]

I am sorry to hear she fell off the wagon.

she is claiming to still be on the wagon. But based on my observation I would say she is as sober as Joe Namath (who, ironically, is guest star on "the Simpsons" on Fox in Los Angeles!)

[NutCrackerBoy]

Extroverted Texas women sound drunk regardless of their blood alcohol level. I should know, my aunt has been sober almost 20 years, but talk about a live wire!