[ClearCase_guy]

Michael Jackson says: "Many Middle-aged American men are too obsessed with young boys. They're sick."
Bill Clinton says: "Many Republican politicians are totally obsessed with chubby interns."
Martin Sheen says: "A lot of folks think they actually are the president. It saddens me."
Britney Spears says: "Many people today don't respect the institution of marriage. They're hurting the country."

[txradioguy]

Michael Jackson says: "Many Middle-aged American men are too obsessed with young boys. They're sick." (HEADLINE: Jeffery Dahmer Bonds Wih Jack From The Grave - National Enquirer)

Bill Clinton says: "Many Republican politicians are totally obsessed with chubby interns." ("Clinton Was 'BEST Pres. Ever' Says Practice Star Mannheim" - Hollywood Reporter)

Martin Sheen says: "A lot of folks think they actually are the president. It saddens me." ("Bartlett To Seek Gore Endorsement" - NY Times or "Daschle Shares Pres. Bartletts 'Saddness' - Wash Post)

Britney Spears says: "Many people today don't respect the institution of marriage. They're hurting the country." ("Liz Taylor, Mickey Rooney Call On Congrees To Probe Divorce Court 'Abuses' - L.A. Times)


Sorry, I saw that and couldn't resist adding my bit of sarcasm to your funny post. Hope you don't mind.