It landed and refuelled at a nearby 'Secret Underground Air Force/CIA Installation That Only Republicans Know About That Was Funded With Black Budget Money From Halliburton Through Cheney and Built With Secret Alien Technology' while the President was speaking to the Freeper picnic and conferring privately with Jim. They had him back in DC in a couple of hours.Why wasn't I told? Cripes, I'm always in on that Vast Zionist Conspiracy stuff, given that I'm an honorary Jew and all, but I'm NOT in on the Bush-Cheney-Halliburton-Secret Alien Technology stuff? Humpf. I think I'm going to go somewhere and sulk. And plot and plan for world domination, of course.
Why wasn't I told? Cripes, I'm always in on that Vast Zionist Conspiracy stuff, given that I'm an honorary Jew and all, but I'm NOT in on the Bush-Cheney-Halliburton-Secret Alien Technology stuff?Remember the other night when you wnet to the 'fridge to get that last piece of pizza and you opened the door and you saw it wasn't there and you just knew you didn't eat it?
That was becasue when Dubya was flying over your house, he fired up his transporter and "abducted" it.
He says that for the next meeting, he's gonna buzz a few DUers and abduct enough beers for the rest of us.