Why wasn't I told? Cripes, I'm always in on that Vast Zionist Conspiracy stuff, given that I'm an honorary Jew and all, but I'm NOT in on the Bush-Cheney-Halliburton-Secret Alien Technology stuff?Remember the other night when you wnet to the 'fridge to get that last piece of pizza and you opened the door and you saw it wasn't there and you just knew you didn't eat it?
That was becasue when Dubya was flying over your house, he fired up his transporter and "abducted" it.
He says that for the next meeting, he's gonna buzz a few DUers and abduct enough beers for the rest of us.
That was becasue when Dubya was flying over your house, he fired up his transporter and "abducted" it.Well, I think Dubya should give Jim Rob a transporter, or at least lend him one for a few years. Or endow him with the power Samantha Stevens had--all Jim Rob would have to do is wiggle his nose (dinka-dinka-dink) and all the Dems would be gone.