So what they are saying about you in the Newsletter is true?
Yes, but it was incomplete. I was a world-class homicidal tyrannical torturing maniacal laughing spartan incoherent ticklish isolating androgynous mechanical relaxed pulmonary expectant rocking hesitating horrific violent purple enuui-filled legubrious excitable moronic melancholy wanking lurid vibrating perfectionist dishonest sad blinking concealing morbid jerk.