[Lazamataz]

So what they are saying about you in the Newsletter is true?

Yes, but it was incomplete. I was a world-class homicidal tyrannical torturing maniacal laughing spartan incoherent ticklish isolating androgynous mechanical relaxed pulmonary expectant rocking hesitating horrific violent purple enuui-filled legubrious excitable moronic melancholy wanking lurid vibrating perfectionist dishonest sad blinking concealing morbid jerk.

[Bluntpoint]

You boiled down the article about you quite nicely.

Apparently, unlike the authors of the article, you only have an abridged thesaurus.