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Albiongirl, RE: "A woman always knows when a man is head over heels for her," I don't buy it. I know too many women who depended on that intuition stuff and got burned. And women are far too likely to think about that comment than you let on, Alby. You might think it's just bitter, to begin with, but a normal woman will think about it for years.

Gun Club boys (Laz and BD2):
I am engaged to a woman whose attitude is 'if I don't see it, it's okay.' I think this is a perfectly acceptable compromise. I just have to figure out how to hide the Norinco and the Kimber where she can't find it. My theory is that I should get a nice nightstand gun safe and break down the AK with a folding stock (I think that's legal after the assault ban sunsets). Does anyone know where to get that sort of nightstand? Yes, I know, you can't get to your gun quickly if you need it, blah blah blah, but I never could anyway.

And everybody else...the best breakup speech I've ever been party to was my own, and I've already had the karma bite me on the ass for it, so don't get mad at me. God already did.

"Look, I'm afraid you're using me as a prop for your self-esteem, and you have to be able to stand on your own. I can't be the reason you're happy. To have a healthy relationship, you have to be happy and want someone to share it, not unhappy and want someone to fix it. Call me when you don't NEED me or any man any more."

How can any self-respecting woman even respond to that?

On the other hand, the best breakup comeback line I ever heard as a comeback was by a woman.

"I think I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

On the other hand, the best breakup comeback line I ever heard as a comeback was by a woman. "I think I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

LOL -- yup, can't top that one.

Well, you make some good points, but I stand by my assertion all the same.

I'm sorry, but when a man loves a woman...well, if you want to know the rest, just listen to the song.