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To: Captainpaintball
Look here .
172 posted on 01/10/2004 3:30:01 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (We secretly switched ABC news with Al-Jazeera, lets see if these people can tell the difference.)
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To: Straight Vermonter
MESSAGE TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS:

It's a shame how parents burden poor, innocent babies with these STUPID names in a desperate pathetic attempt for self-seteem, uniqueness, and success.

If you want an athlete, name your son Deion Williams. If you want your kid to be a President, name your son George Bush. If you want your kid to be a singer, name her Maddonna Cole Osmond or, if it's a boy, Bennett Sinatra. If you want a business tycoon, Forbes Rockefeller will do the trick. These are ALL better than the ones we have been discussing!!!

These names will likely require you parents to change their last names, but if you love your children, this is the best way to do delude one's self, while sparing the rest of us from dealing with names like Kaley, DeShawn, and Kriss'tahl.

213 posted on 01/11/2004 9:40:32 PM PST by Captainpaintball (Somebody's gotta say these things...It might as well be ME!!!)
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