Posted on 01/08/2004 2:48:16 PM PST by Solson
After Brett Favre's dad, "Big Irv," died last month, even Eagles fans felt sorry for the Green Bay Packers' star quarterback. For about three minutes. Then we found out the Birds would be playing the Packers in the second round of the NFC playoffs. And now, Birds fans are bad-mouthing Favre, big time. On talk radio, they mocked his dad's ascension to heaven. On the Internet, they're laughing at the idea that, as one TV sportscaster proclaimed, "There's an angel on the shoulders of the Packers." The trash talk at the Eagles' official fan site only ceased when the Web site moderator threatened to ban anyone who joked about Big Irv. There is no pity in Philly for "Saint" Brett. Family tree Irvin Favre. As a high school football coach, he helped Southern Miss violate NCAA rules to recruit his son. WIFE: Deanna. He got her pregnant when he was 18, and she was 19. Married her seven years later. BROTHER: Scott. Killed a family friend when he drove his car into a railroad crossing and got hit by a train. Jailed for DUI. SISTER: Brandi. A Mississippi beauty queen, arrested for shoplifting. Model citizen In 1992, Favre was arrested after a barroom brawl in Hattiesburg, Miss., that began when he was arguing with the future Mrs. Favre. A bystander tried to intervene, and soon Favre was wrestling him to the floor. Favre was charged with drunkenness, disorderly conduct, and profanity. Pillhead Favre was a substance abuser in the mid-1990s. In 1996, he announced he was addicted to Vicodin, a prescription pain-killer. The NFL sent him to the Menninger Clinic in Topeka, Kan., to dry out. Favre now says he's sober. Mentor "The biggest problem wasn't getting the pills down, it was keeping them down. I'd go into the bathroom, take a big slug of water, and try swallowing a handful of pills. Most of the time, I'd just throw them right back up and they'd land on the floor. No big deal. I'd just pick the pills out of the vomit, rinse them off, and try again." - From "Vicodin, Rehab and Beer. Hey, It Won Me a Super Bowl," an excerpt from Favre's 1998 autobiography, "Favre: For The Record," published in Esquire magazine Caring father figure During his Vicodin addiction, Favre went into a seizure in front of his 7-year-old daughter. While watching her dad convulsing, the child screamed, "Is my daddy going to die? Is my daddy going to die?" A reformed man Favre was sprung from rehab after lying to his counselors. In his autobiography, he brags: "Finally, I told them what they wanted to hear: that I was a drug addict and I needed help. Sure enough, a week later they said, 'We think you're ready to leave.' "...Then I walked out the door and was like, 'Screw you.' " Dork He's a clubhouse prankster who's been known to put Heet ointment in players' jockstraps and shaving cream in their helmets. Once, he doused his own roommate with a bucket of ice water while he was on a commode. If he wasn't making $10 million a year, somebody would've already pushed him off a tall building. Hollywood star In his best-known screen role, "There's Something About Mary," he somehow manages to lose Cameron Diaz to Ben Stiller. In the lesser-known "Reggie's Prayer," Favre plays a janitor in an all-star cast that includes M.C. Hammer, Reggie White, Mike Holmgren and Pat Morita. A gentleman Favre likes to fart. A lot. He told Playboy: "If I'm on a golf outing with [Dan] Marino and [Jim] Kelly and they're getting ready to hit, I'll rip a big fart. They say, 'That's awful!' But why? Everybody does it. Just because you're a professional athlete or a politician doesn't mean you stop taking dumps and scratching your ass. Of course, there's a time and place for humor like that. I don't go to corporate events, where everyone is in a suit and tie, and start cutting farts. Not loud ones, anyway." Wuss Brett is scared of the dark. He sleeps with a light on.
FATHER:
The sportswriter starts his diatribe mocking the death of Favre's father, a clearly low-rent, toilet-bowl-scraping thing to do.
Face it Lancey. You Philly fans have a reputation for gangsterism in your sports fans.
And that didn't just appear out of thin air.
I'll put a $.01 on the Packers.
No he didn't, sinkspur. He said that fans on talk radio were mocking the "angel on the shoulder" idiocy (which was propagated by other sportswriters and announcers). But that's an exaggeration anyway. I listen to Philly sports talk from time to time and the fans were not "mocking", they were just "give-it-a-rest-already"ing.
By the way, this paper is Philly's "Daily Trotskyite Worker" tabloid and they go over the top all the time. This piece is just a (partly) tongue-in-cheek attempt to get the fans riled up.
Regards,
LH
Is it gonna snow there this weekend?
I'll never forget the game Dallas played up there when Jimmy Johnson and some of the players got frozen snowballs and cups of frozen ice thrown at them as they left the field.
That's when that octogenarian, Buddy Ryan, was coaching the Eagles.
This writer, however, is a pantload. He's a punk trying to summon an ugly sentiment.
Some of that stuff is not true.
For example, when the fans booed Santa Claus and pelted him with snowballs? You should have seen that Santa Claus. He was skinny!! Well, Philadelphia sports fans aren't stupid - - they know that the real Santa Claus ain't skinny.
And the game where JD Drew allegedly had batteries thrown at him in center field? I was at that game, in those center field seats and there was only one small battery thrown. I think it was a double-A. Mostly, the fans were just throwing loose change. And nothing hit him anyway. However, you have to understand - - most of us went to that game to see Mark McGwire and he was taken out after one at-bat because of "back spasms". That didn't help the mood of the fans any, I'll tell you that.
And some of the other alleged incidents involving Philly sports fans are also exaggerated.
Don't think so. Philly's never won a Super Bowl.
And don't say I didn't warn you.
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