[Xenalyte]

Try double-bagging. Or even tripling. That'll get their attention - and likely get them to bring you some paper bags, which if you're lucky will have handles thereon.

[MrConfettiMan]

> Try double-bagging. Or even tripling.

The result of this lawsuit will cause all stores to start doing just that sending the environazis crazy. This could be fun if it weren't so asinine. :)

[HungarianGypsy]

When the baggers grocery stores used to ask, "Paper or plastic," my dad would often try to be funny and say, "Put it in a box." After saying that once he was busy talking to the clerk and didn't notice the bagger left. He had taken my dad seriously and had gotten a box for the groceries.