Gotta hand it to ya, John, for limiting your essays to just two cents' worth, considering the depths of the Democratic Gene Pool.
After you swish aside the scummy film and see all the way down to these bottom feeders, exactly what is your criteria for selection for material?!!
The press is overlooking all kinds of descriptive phrases that come to conservative minds, peering into the murky waters - why, with these candidates, they should be shouting about the "Cate Gates"!!!:
- Equivocate Gate
- Obfuscate Gate
- Fabricate Gate and
- Prevaricate Gate
Cutting my eye teeth on the American Legends of Burma Shave signs on the highways and byways, I see all along the Cyber Highways of America the Campaign Slogans of the Dem IwannabePresident Wannabeeez...
Dean: Love Thy Terrorists and turn the other cheek. I plan to appoint Mark Geragos to defend Saddam Hussein, there being no WMD's to present at his court trial.
(by the way - his jury will be comprised of nothing but the best of the Hollywood Peace At No Cost Set)
Kerry: I propose a meat loaf for every family, complete with a bottle of catsup, not unlike the blood I almost had to spill when I SERVED IN VIETNAM.
Clark: WHAT Quagmire in Bosnia? I left it totally rebuilt and neighbors loving neighbors with my leadership, despite what the other Generals had to say about me.
Edwards: Vote For Me and receive free of charge my Top Ten List of Firms to Successfully Sue in Frivolous Lawsuits...
Kucinich: When I become President of The Universe, I shall appoint E.T. to replace Kofi Anan at the U.N., and Mary Poppins as Surgeon General of the UNunited States of Ohoho.
Coming in the Home Stretch here, JH, with The Showdown about to take Center Stage for the Nine Stooges.
All those voters' minds are a terrible thing to fill with sawdust...sighing...
Love ya and whatcha do, JH...
