[Utah Girl]

Hmmm, looks like Dennis's mom didn't vet him as he went out the door this morning. I never realized he was so small (even shorter than Howard Dean.) And where's Dennis's pie chart that he brought to show?

[auboy]

"Hey, we lost our lottery tickets, too!"

[wattsup]

The first reaction of the simpleminded 6 to Hillary (catching her boot in a carpet thread) falling down and busting her a$$.

[skr]

Dennis: What's with the midi, Carol? You're supposed to wear your hems at least this high, to show off the ankles--like so.

John E: Okay, so if Howard's Doc, I must be (aCHOO!)...

John K: Sneezy! And I'm Sleepy, as my eyelids will attest.

Richard: Just call me Happy. In fact, I'm so happy, my cheekbones hurt!

Carol: Well, Joe, your hair qualifies you as Snow White. Which makes me the Queen...

Howard: Of Welfare!

Joe: Personally, I think Howard is more of a Grumpy. And Dennis is Bashful with a staff-full of Yentas.

Dennis: Better Bashful than Dopey. Boy, am I glad Al didn't show up today! Who wants to tell him?

The others: Are you kidding?! Let the U.N. do it!

[KS Flyover]

[Mo1]

Hey Dennis .. trying this next time

[jagrmeister]

Hey Dennis: Your pant leg goes over the sock, not tucked underneath it!

You just gotta love that dweeb!

[ovrtaxt]

Dennis looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. Howdy Doody style, with dark hair.

[sasportas]

And what could have put the finishing touch any better to such a picture than National Propaganda Radio. Marxists, all of them. How appropriate. What a bunch.

[dixierat22]

The losers posed cheerily and did not seem too upset by their defeat.....

[Gritty]

Kookinich: "Well, Mr. Moderator, when I heard some of the crowd outside mumbling we needed a "short leg" inspection, I thought I would just come prepared!"

[AnAmericanMother]

Dennis looks like a deranged Keebler Elf. I suppose he rode his environmentally-friendly bicycle into the studio, and forgot to take one pants leg out of his socks (too cheap to buy leg clips).

The only one who looks vaguely normal is Gephardt, although Liebermann looks like an accountant and thus relatively normal. Kerry looks like he escaped from a circus sideshow. Howie looks very, very scary - I'm always wary of burly no-neck men with big smiles.

[William Terrell]

Reminds me of Roger Hobbs' line, brillianly delivered by Jimmy Stewart, in "Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation" when he discovers a 10 watt light bulb in his vacation house. "It's not a light; it's a dark! You turn it on and the whole room goes black!"

[bray]

Is this the cover for "Snow White and The Six Dwarves"?

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