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Ah, it's a wonderful night! The poetry fests, with more of the Canteen Galz..

AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO? AGAIN???

Aw, crap, not my shoulder angel again!

ONCE AGAIN, PAL, DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF THE VIOLATIONS OF SECTION 4(A)1 OF THE DIVINE TALENT CODE? "ANY GRANTING OF DIVINE TALENT CANNOT BE USED TO INDISCRIMINATELY IMPRESS MEMBERS OF THE - "

Now, look, dude! I applied for the Romantic Bard Waiver and Exception vouchers, right on time, like you said...

AND YOU MISSED THE DEADLINE FOR FILING BY TWELVE HOURS, DIDN'T YOU? AND YOU FORGOT THE EXCEPTION TO POLICY GRANT FOR THOSE HUG COUPONS, TOO! YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF PAPER BACKLOG YOU'VE JUST GENERATED?!?

Waitaminit, Wings! Those hug coupons were public domain. There was nothing in the handbook about it. In fact, I found those under the "Free Flirting and Feminine Fellowship" clause in Part 3 of the manual, see right here?

UMM... WELL, OKAY, THOSE WILL PASS. BUT, HOW ABOUT THOSE FLOWERS YOU'VE BEEN SO FREE WITH THESE PAST FEW DAYS, HOW ABOUT THAT?

WHAT?!? What's in the bylaws about flowers for the Canteen Galz???

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG, SCOFFLAW! I'VE GOT THREE CITATIONS HERE, STATING YOU OFFERED FLOWERS TO CANTEEN GALZ WITHOUT THE PROPER PROSE ACCOMPANIMENT! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LANGUAGE IS THERE FOR?

Hold it, you hummingbird! The figurine with the flowers was a gift, and that's an exemption to policy. Those came from The Goddess -

I DON'T CARE IF YOU... WAIT... THE GODDESS GAVE YOU THAT?

Sure did, Wren-boy. Look at it, if you dare!

Oh. A DIVINE DISCRETION. NEVER MIND, I'LL LEAVE NOW...

Fine. Go molt yourself. I've got poetry to share.

I hate that guy...