A doily is an unnecessary something that I inherited from my grandmother that my daughter insists on terrorizing me with. I take a shower and return to find my living room covered in little bits of lace. Coffee tables, chair arms, sofs backs... she'll put them under the dog's dish, under every plate at the dinner table, on top of the television and under my coffee cup. I hate doilies with the passion of a thousand suns.
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