[Petronski]

Every time Ted Kennedy drives off a bridge, the water level rises.

Only momentarily. He eventually bobs to the surface and then flees to Hyannis for some liquid courage.

[Swordmaker]

Every time Ted Kennedy drives off a bridge, the water level rises.

Only momentarily. He eventually bobs to the surface and then flees to Hyannis for some liquid courage.

But Mary Jo Kopechne doesn't!