[annyokie]

I had a two year old run up and push me in the Smoke Shop today. Mama said, "now, darling,you know you aren't to push anyone."

[netmilsmom]

Did the mother apologize?
If not, as my black sister would say, "Pick up the child and hit the mother with him."

[Prime Choice]

I had a two year old run up and push me in the Smoke Shop today. Mama said, "now, darling,you know you aren't to push anyone."

Had a similar situation back some time ago. I was at an arcade playing games with my younger brother in tow. I was absorbed in the game when all the sudden I felt a fist punch me in the side.

It really hurt, and I thought it was my brother rough-housing a bit too much, so I spun around and sent my fist hurtling toward what would have been my brother's midriff.

I nailed this six-year-old kid right between the eyes. Sent him straight to the floor. The look of shock on his face told the whole story: he thought he was supposed to be able to do whatever he wanted and get away with it. And someone (me) had just lowered the boom (albeit unintentionally).

Later learned that the kid was a real terror. Funny, he was always very respectful to me after that day... ; )

[Gabz]

What was a 2 year old doing running loose in a store to begin with??????

[verity]

"... had a two year old run up..."

Future libertarian?

[fatima]

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