January 03 2004 at 03:39PM
Paris - French Justice Minister Dominique Perben on Saturday asked prosecutors to open a judicial inquiry for manslaughter after an Egyptian Boeing 737 crashed into the Red Sea, killing at least 133 French tourists.
A justice ministry spokesperson said the step did not "prejudge in any way the causes of the tragedy", but said it provided a legal framework within which French and Egyptian investigators could work together.
France earlier said it wanted to help Egyptian authorities "shed light on the situation" by sending a team to identify bodies and investigate the causes of the crash.
Yeah right.
But hey, obviously God killed all those on board to send a message, since someone saw the Virgin Mary appear in her oatmeal 2 times this morning, while holding her 2nd(left) hand over her eyes and squinting, and passing gas twice during this revelation. If you draw a line from the crash site, to the airport, to the pyramids, to the Taj Mahal, to Oprah's house, to the Jefferson Memorial, to the New Madrid quake site, to Ms. O'Leary's barn in Chicago, to Dennis Rodman's house, and to the center of highway 666, you get a picture of Moses scratching his forehead(if you turn it sideways and squint.) Clearly a sign. Thank goodness for Freeper prophets, so God can communicate with us. I guess the Bible isn't enough...