Each of these can of course are related to their brother in Iraq. .
Here we go again with the Saddam's cousins:
Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restaurateur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay...the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay.................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray...........the radiologist
Oh-Kay .............. the agreeable younger brother
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair
Fayrway.......... the golf bum nephew
Foray...............the Fedayeen mercenary
Hafway............the unreliable drug addict cousin
Hirsay.............the gossip columnist for the Iraqi Law Review
Hayday............the Ba'athist godfather has been
Hiway...............the steam roller driver
Weylay.............the thieving highwayman
Ugay.................the aggressively queer eyed cousin
Dumsday..........the pessimistic but accurate forecaster
Ashtray.............the ex-brother caught by a daisy cutter
Among the sisters:
Lattay...............the coffee shop owner
Bufay................the 300 pound sister
Dushay.............the clean sister
Phayray............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway........the grocery store owner
Ollay.................the half-Mexican sister
Illi-hray .................. Runs fifth column ops in a major western nation
Gudlay..............the prostitute
Gurmay............the restaurant critic
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.