Dean Connects With Indian Group (Humor)

Self | January 2, 2004 | Sloth

[Cicero]

That picture is from IBegForMoney.com? Is that Dean's fundraising site?

[Sloth]

LOL, actually that's mine.

[gov_bean_ counter]

You do good work.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Funniest post I think I've ever seen on Dean..... Bravo! Brilliant!

My favorite paragraph:

After the speech, Dean spoke with reporters and elaborated on his campaign strategy. "I try to reach out to people where they are. I want to show every demographic that I'm sensitive to their concerns and needs. These people are America. They're who I am. I am an Indian. I'm a poor migrant farm worker. I'm a teenage incest victim who needs an abortion. I'm a gun-toting bigot. Yo soy una soccer mom. That's the message we're trying to get across."

Too funny!

[ClearCase_guy]

I'm a teenage incest victim who needs an abortion. I'm a gun-toting bigot. Yo soy una soccer mom.

Priceless!

[JennysCool]

Nice job getting Greg Packer in there! :-)

[ItsOurTimeNow]

LMAO...this is great!

Mind if I spread it around through e-mail? (Of course, all credit will go to you)

[Sloth]

Sure, no problem.

[JohnnyZ]

That didn't really happen.

[luvbach1]

I had to read well into the piece to convince myself it was satire.

[luvbach1]

Me have native American blood. Me no want you for Great White Father.

[luvbach1]

Me no want Dean, that is.

[Sloth]

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[Stonewall Jackson]

Me think his proper name be "Great Chief Flying Dodo".

[F.J. Mitchell]

Ugh! Him speak with forked tongue.

[aBootes]

Dang. I was reading in the third paragraph before it became clear to me that this had to be satire. Pretty good.

[corlorde]

You damn near had me in tears!

Keep 'em coming..

Perhaps your next one can involve the unemployed hippies that follow Dean around. You know, his core supporters. If so, be sure let me know.

~Corey (a huge fan of your art) }:-)

[Sloth]

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[Semper911]

I'll bump it up for you.

The best part was Greg Packer.