[God luvs America]

Your mother's mustache is almost as thick as dad's!! (:

[al baby]

Your underarms are as hairy as your moms and you are her daughter

you hear a helicopter over head and you think its callin g you a slur as in wop wop wop

[Vision]

For a short time while you were growing up, you wanted to be a priest or a nun

God Bless the Italians