Troll Zotted (again): Why I Am a Republican

[Welsh Rabbit]

Wow! You really blew my mind! The sad thing is, all those hollow cliches were written years ago by someone else. But if trolling comforts you in the fact the DNC's chances for 2004 are the same as yours for getting laid anytime in 2004, consider me outraged.

[MarkeyD]

Costs MILLIONS

Another thread around here suggests that if we are going to be exporting all our jobs to Mexico anyway, might as well second source our prisons down there. Conditions would be what the convicts deserve and we could do it for pennies on the dollar.

[Mark]

Thanks for this post. A day without a ZOT is hardly worth living. Now get your hot milk and cooookies and go to bed. Michael will join you soon.

[CWOJackson]

And coherent...a dead give away.

[Skooz]

The nonsense is this absurd diatribe is so easy to refute annihilate with facts. But, why bother? Any dementia-addled mind that would spend so much time writing such a laughable attempt at a hit-piece will not be dissuaded but mere facts and reason.

I'm sure this brainwashed troll thinks he really got us with this one. He twied reawy reawy hawd to put together a screed that would confound those with whom he disagrees. But, all he managed to do was further reveal why liberals are so inept at attempting thought. Logic, reason and facts are the mortal enemies of liberalism; this spew is example number 564,876,993,093.

Liberals are not the enemy, they're the entertainment.

[A CA Guy]

I once heard in Texas they had some prisoners in tents through cold, rain and heat. Sounds good to me, but it does cost millions to kill a convicted murderer and that seems over the top.

We need to reform the process and the legal profession in general to not cost taxpayers as much money.

[annyokie]

You got that right. No meltdown in midparagraph was the tip off for me.

[clintonh8r]

This will probably get you an A from your queer creative writing student/instructor at whatever crappy community college you're attending on diversity scholarships and soon-to-be defaulted student loans....

[blackbart.223]

"Liberals are not the enemy, they're the entertainment.

I beg to disagree. They have far too much influence in current politics to suit me.

When they have less influence they will be much more entertaining.

[Skooz]

This will probably get you an A from your queer creative writing student/instructor at whatever crappy community college you're attending on diversity scholarships and soon-to-be defaulted student loans....

Every once in awhile, quite rarely, I run across a post I wish I had written.

That is such a post.

[Mad Dawgg]

READY...

AIM...

ZOT!

[aruanan]

You're also a plagiarist for ripping this off without attribution to the original source many, many months ago.

[MEG33]

Stunning portrait of a warrior Viking Kitty!!

[MEG33]

TLB spends his time posting threads of FR,bashing JimR,bashing FR,Bashing Bush on TOS.They had to create a new section for the FR obsessive posters.

[Joe Marine 76]

".....prisoners in tents through cold, rain and heat.....

Gee guys, don't you think that's a bit inhumane? Here's a more HUMANE form of incarceration. There's an island south of Maui named Kahoolawe (KA-ho-o-la-vi), a former US Navy bombing range that was used by Navy/Marine air units in Hawaii. Let's give all the CONVICTED perverts, pedophiles, bank robbers, thieves, scam artists, murderers and rapists a one way plane ticket to Maui with a connecting boat ride to Kahoolawe to set their own society. If they can not conduct themselves as "Americans" let them start their own "nation"! They'll enjoy the weather all-year-round and they could even develop their own national sport....HOP SCOTCH?

[driftless]

It's practically useless to argue with anyone who believes this crap. Of course most libs believe this about conservatives and Republicans. The real truth is that the average Dem and Republican are almost identical in their social attitudes... at least around my part of the Midwest. Anyone who believes either all Dems or all Republicans are of one mind on social issues and/or politics are ignoramuses. Most of the people I know from either party are single-issue voters.

[sinkspur]

You've got some GREAT images! Just wanted to tell you we appreciate 'em.

[Libertina]

Uh oh, somebody's been lurking on FR and got jealous reading "Why I am a Democrat."
LOL They just can't stay away from our SUPERIOR site ;)

[Ole Okie]

I once heard in Texas they had some prisoners in tents through cold, rain and heat.

I think it was a hardnosed sheriff in Arizona who so mistreated his prisoners.

Love the good-natured humor involved in ZOT! posts.

[demlosers]

Don't you get tired of being Zotted?