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U.N. May Protect Dean from Rival 'Axis of Smeagol'
Scrappleface ^
| (2003-12-29)
| Posted by Scott Ott
Posted on 12/31/2003 8:57:54 PM PST by .cnI redruM
-- The United Nations Security Council today took up discussion of a resolution to protect Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean from White House rivals John F. Kerry, Wesley Clark and Joseph I. Lieberman, whom Mr. Dean has dubbed the 'axis of Smeagol'.
"Like the two-faced character in the Lord of the Rings movies, Clark, Kerry and Lieberman make a show of party unity while verbally savaging me behind my back," said Mr. Dean. "Only the United Nations has the legitimacy to intervene for my protection. My own party has failed me."
Yesterday, Mr. Dean criticized Democrat National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe for failing to intervene unilaterally to protect the former Vermont governor.
Secretary-General Kofi Annan said he is hopeful that the Security Council will "leap to Mr. Dean's aid within the decade."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dean; whiner
Dean is pathetic. Spoiled rich brat.
To: .cnI redruM
is this serious...or real ??????????????
To: cars for sale
is this serious...or real ?????????????? Very series. Hugh even. I'll be in the shower.
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:06:35 PM PST
by
ikka
To: cars for sale
i hope not but it is funny
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:06:44 PM PST
by
camas
To: ikka
use soap..............:)~
To: .cnI redruM
Smeagol? Smeagol? Where does James Carville enter into this?
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:10:01 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("...Wheah's...mah...precioussssssss?")
To: .cnI redruM
My preciousss! How we wants it!!
It's our birthday!!!
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:11:45 PM PST
by
Sender
(We are now at Code Ernie - stock up on barbecue, beer, duct tape, ammo, batteries)
To: cars for sale
Both hugh and series. Like everything Scrappleface publishes. Only Kucinich would say this and actually mean it.
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:13:09 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
To: RichInOC
Caville fathered the spider that guards the back stair at Cirith Ungol.
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:14:18 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
To: .cnI redruM
to be honest, I've had three responses and do NOT yet know if this is true
To: Sender
Gollum vote for flood relief. Yessss, preciousss, yesss.
Dean is nasssty hobbitt. Nasssty, nassty...
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:16:55 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
To: cars for sale
Scrappleface is a humor site.
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:18:04 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
To: .cnI redruM
That's hobittses.
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:23:58 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Chilling Effect-1, Global Warming-0)
To: .cnI redruM
If the UN sends Syrian troops to help out Dean do you think it will hurt him with the Jewish vote?
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:48:01 PM PST
by
claudiustg
(Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
To: .cnI redruM
'Axis of Smeagol'
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posted on
12/31/2003 9:49:20 PM PST
by
ChadGore
(George W. Bush has done more to earn my vote than any other American alive today.)
To: claudiustg
It could even effect his marriage.
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posted on
01/01/2004 8:05:01 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
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